| Aug. 6th, 2008 @ 02:59 pm Writer's Block: God For a Day |
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1. I'd send a few omens and burning bushes to all the people causing havoc in my name, with a time-limit on it. They'd have until midnight to drop their bullshit grudges against each other, and all their machinating and holier-than-thou mentalities, and turn everything around to do some good. If they failed, they'd die at the stroke of 12, and all their mortal works would go up in flames. Period.
2. I'd go to every person out there who needed a new lease on life, and give them one. All the drug addicts would spontaneously be cured of their chemical dependencies; all people with HIV or cancer or even just fibromyalgia would be healed. If possible, I'd use flashy miracle effects and light. Then, in their hands I would place a letter: "Don't fuck it up this time! Respect your life and the lives of others."
3. I'd bless the blood of witches. I'd erase the taint of the Mark, and give each witch a book written by me in words that only they can understand. No translations would be possible, but each witch could read every other witch's book. These books would appear when they were born, and nobody would be able to keep the books from the witch. From infancy, witch children would be able to read them.
These books would teach them magic, and teach them how to learn the secrets of the universe. It would not tell them anything about me, or about anything that could be used as a religion. It would be a handbook on magic.
That's what I'd do. |